Do you think this guy would give his father a blowjob in Times Square while in a Zero G chamber, simulcasted at each 8PM sweeps slot in 200 countries? Methinks he will. Yes, he will...
Agreed. If only these douche bags they're modeled after could actually read them. They would probably just look at them and say "not funny." and go back to listening to Dane Cook.
Dane cook is such a fucking loser. I kind of knew it, but after his HBO special when he was bombing and wearing a rawhide t-shirt, I knew for real. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Working on another this week.
I love it...love it, love it. I work in this same "efin" environment. I'm so nauseated by the whole business. Some days I just wanna jam my head in a wood chipper and get it over with.
The guy in the toon looks just like this prick I worked with years ago. He had that fraternity shit all over his office along with pictures of chicks he couldn't get anymore. He'd come to work and spend almost an hour smirking, brown-nose'n, scratching his ass and fixing his suit.
Within minutes of finding out this jackhole-and-a-half had turned in his two-weeks notice, I gave his chair to the intern and packed all his shit in a couple of xerox paper boxes while he was out at lunch. Yeah, talk about pissed. You should of seen the look on this guy's face. I'm pissing on myself right now thinking about it...
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Do you think this guy would give his father a blowjob in Times Square while in a Zero G chamber, simulcasted at each 8PM sweeps slot in 200 countries? Methinks he will. Yes, he will...
They just keep getting better, finally a voice that speaks the truth about the ad douche world.
so very bitter
Bitter sweet.
thank you for doing this.
Anyone who says this is "bitter" has either:
a) not worked in advertising, or
b) works in advertising, and IS one of these people.
---Tom---
thank you for doing this.
Anyone who says this is "bitter" has either:
a) not worked in advertising, or
b) works in advertising, and IS one of these people.
---Tom---
Agreed. If only these douche bags they're modeled after could actually read them. They would probably just look at them and say "not funny." and go back to listening to Dane Cook.
Dane cook is such a fucking loser. I kind of knew it, but after his HBO special when he was bombing and wearing a rawhide t-shirt, I knew for real. Thanks for all the positive feedback. Working on another this week.
I love it...love it, love it. I work in this same "efin" environment. I'm so nauseated by the whole business. Some days I just wanna jam my head in a wood chipper and get it over with.
The guy in the toon looks just like this prick I worked with years ago. He had that fraternity shit all over his office along with pictures of chicks he couldn't get anymore. He'd come to work and spend almost an hour smirking, brown-nose'n, scratching his ass and fixing his suit.
Within minutes of finding out this jackhole-and-a-half had turned in his two-weeks notice, I gave his chair to the intern and packed all his shit in a couple of xerox paper boxes while he was out at lunch. Yeah, talk about pissed. You should of seen the look on this guy's face. I'm pissing on myself right now thinking about it...
Keep the toons coming...we need 'em.
Funny, but coulda been WAY funnier if it wasn't such a "let's bash those stiff suits" cliché.
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