Pay Unto Ceasar, Bitch.

Of the nearly 57.5 Million I pulled in last year, I only paid a fraction of that in US taxes. Thank baby Jesus for outsourced jobs, Bermuda, sweatshops, and the good people at the 1st Credit Union of Grand Cayman. Nonetheless, I get this fucking letter in the mail, and I have to say I'm pretty pumped to be included as one of the select few beta testers of the IRS's new PR campaign. Check it:

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